female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.
"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me